Whether you know it or not you are a target.
I would put my life on it you have already been a victim… many times over!!!
Just think back; how many odd socks do you possess? Where do you suppose they have gone?
Your mistake, like mine for many years, is to assume they are wedged under the bed or lurking under the wardrobe to be found at a later date.
In truth they have been stolen and whisked away to the land of The Doldrums....the architects of these crimes lurk where your back is turned, creep where you are not looking and frequently make the journey, via Sockmosis, into your homes, into your bedrooms and to where you sleep to complete their endeavours.
Up until now, I have shared my findings with very few. However, I do have companion in this quest; Professor I. Doodlemonkie - a specialist in lore and fable, who is now my official diarist and scribe. Together, we have made a pact to discover everything about these fascinating but very deadly creatures, and present our case to the world.
We are publishing a series of scientific papers titled Sockmosis which are available here or from any self-respecting bookstore.
If you worry about the safety of your family and are plagued by an ever increasing odd sock pile these are the books for you.