Back in 2006, after losing one of my favourite socks, the scientist in me determined to find out where all the odd socks go. It didn’t take me long to glimpse my first creature and when I did I knew that I had found a race so insatiable, so malignant, so indomitable that my life would never be the same again.
I very quickly became obsessed and relinquished sleep in order to hunt and examine this new species. What I have found has rocked me to my core; a race of creatures from a land called The Doldrums that travel at night to steal our socks.
I now spend every spare minute searching out these creatures, learning everything I possibly can about their kind, documenting and cataloguing their quirks and foibles, preserving their bodies and presenting the findings to all who will spare a few moments to listen.
I travel the UK with the Sock Horror road show, attending music festivals, tattoo conventions, comic fairs and craft events. I have showcases and collections in a selection of gift and alternative shops, comic stores and art galleries. Specially preserved Sock Horrors have found their way into the hearts and homes of aficionados worldwide, and yet Sock Horrors are gaining ground.
We need to eradicate the world of this vermin people. Join me in the fight. Stand up for yourself and your family and shout to down these toe tingling tormentors…
LEAVE MY TOAST TOE TOPPERS BE!
